My Life = Gym, Tennis, And League of Legends
I'm Dan. 16. New Jersey
Car fanatic / Tennis player
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
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i really hope this is a joke
Me too, that baby should be face down so the belly doesn’t dry out in the oven. Also, it doesn’t have any seasonings on it.
That comment, though….
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So like over spring break, I stayed home instead of going to Florida with my family, and so they decided to take a cardboard cutout of my face with them.
We did that to my friend except on a class trip, we called him ‘flat mitchell’ until we left him in the McDonalds parking lot.
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