My Life = Gym, Tennis, And Laugh Out Loud

My Life = Gym, Tennis, And Laugh Out Loud

Hiya boys and girls (;

I'm Dan. 18. New Jersey

Car fanatic / Tennis player
Aug 23 '14

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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Aug 23 '14

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

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Aug 23 '14
dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

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Aug 23 '14

intoasylum:

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harry potter | text posts

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Aug 23 '14

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Aug 23 '14

jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

(Source: donniedarkos)

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Aug 23 '14

sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

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Aug 23 '14

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Aug 23 '14

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6)

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Aug 23 '14
givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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Aug 23 '14

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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Aug 23 '14

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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Aug 23 '14
spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

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Aug 23 '14
  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

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Aug 23 '14

teen:

zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

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